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Chelsea Chronicles

admin | An anthology based on the Mark’s writings for CFCnet and the legendary cfcuk fanzine, Chelsea Chronicles – volume one – captures in heartfelt, humorous,…

January 26, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Five things we learned this weekend

Dave Carson | 1. David Luiz can play centre half after all. It has been a year now since David Luiz signed for Chelsea from Benfica for…

January 24, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Optimism – the new opium of the masses …

James Edwards | Monday 16 January Gary Cahill is, finally, a Chelsea player. After daily updates about price, personal terms and possible moves from Tottenham or Manchester…

January 23, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Patience is a virtue, we need plenty of it

Dave Carson | A patient approach towards Norwich City at Carrow Road this weekend allowed Chelsea to fail…

January 22, 2012 / No Comment / More

Dr Mart’s Last Stand!

admin | A show tinged with mixed feelings this week as the Chelsea FanCast crew say farewell…

January 21, 2012 / 12 Comments / More

Mixed Bag of Results and Missing Persons

James Edwards | Monday 9 January Chelsea reserves 2:3 West Bromwich Albion reserves Here is a novelty –…

January 16, 2012 / No Comment / More

Is it time to give up on Torres?

Daniel Rankine | It’s almost one calendar year since we broke the British transfer record and signed Spanish…

January 13, 2012 / No Comment / More

Please Help Blind Gerry!

Please Help Blind Gerry! Peter Sampson | Its ask a favour time (again) as loyal Chelsea supporter Gerry Bowell has asked us to try to find someone…

January 23, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Narrow Win Predicted For Chelsea At Norwich On Saturday

Richard Byles | It was a good week for Chelsea fans last week with Spurs, Arsenal and Liverpool all dropping points and Chelsea…

January 20, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Staying at Stamford Bridge: Suggestions Required ASAP

Staying at Stamford Bridge: Suggestions Required ASAP Clint Steele | After extensive discussions with Hammersmith and Fulham Council over the last few weeks, it has become very clear that the…

January 7, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

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James Edwards
Dave Carson
Tony Glover

What a Result! Christmas Come Early!

Mark Daniell | Ho ho ho! Happy Christmas! Or Feliz Natal! as AVB might say. Although that’s a bit of a stab in the dark as if I’ve learnt anything this season it’s that you can’t predict in any way what AVB is going to say, ever. He’s…

December 15, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

You Know What You Are

Mark Daniell | First let’s clear up some misconceptions: as a term of address, Negro in South America…

November 2, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

SING SOMETHING SIMPLE

Mark Daniell | Well I have to say, I haven’t had as much fun down at the Bridge…

September 23, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

SCRAPPY START AS EXPECTED

Mark Daniell | Ah, the summer holidays. Happy days filled with peace, serenity, airport queues and rental cars…

August 24, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

Napoli vs Chelsea One Night Package £249!

admin | 1 NIGHT PACKAGE JUST £249 GBP CALL FOR INFORMATION 0207 127 9452 (Daytime) or 07837398241 2 NIGHTS PACKAGE DATES – 20 FEB – 22 FEB From 269 GBP 2 Nights packages from Gatwick direct based on staying in nice central 3 star hotels 269 GBP…

December 18, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

Chelsea Here, Chelsea There – Now On Kindle

Peter Sampson | Available now for the first time in Kindle format, Chelsea here Chelsea there, the critically…

November 27, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

THE BEST OF CFCUK – NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE

admin | cfcuk, renowned as the ‘peoples’ publication, has been on the streets since February 1999 when it…

November 19, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

CFCNET ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER

admin | Just in case you didn’t know CFCnet is on Facebook and Twitter. …

September 18, 2011 / 14 Comments / Read More

John Terry is not a Naughty Boy; He is The Messiah

James Edwards | Tuesday 3 January John Terry’s face has mysteriously appeared on a packet of Indian burn with the logo ‘smoking kills’. Given the various appearances of Jesus and Virgins that appear in toast, tea towels, grease stains etc, it is not yet clear whether John Terry…

January 9, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Mixed Results Against Midland Rivals

James Edwards | Carlo Ancelotti is close to a new job in Paris. Our old boss has been…

January 2, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Anaemic Disappointment of the Season

James Edwards | Monday 12 December Chelsea 2:1 Manchester City It didn’t take more than two minutes for…

December 19, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

What does Gary Neville know about our dressing room?

James Edwards | Monday 5 December Amid the hoo-ha crated by the media in full Chelsea meltdown mode…

December 12, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

Has Anybody Seen Alex?

Dave Carson | A Robin van Persie hat trick exploited and deepened Chelsea’s defensive woes on Saturday after suffering a second consecutive defeat in London derbies, prompting Andre Villas Boas to dismiss the goal tending as a case of misfortune, but among all the questions that are presented…

October 31, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

Let’s Kick Witch Hunting Out Of Football, Not Just Racism.

Dave Carson | It has been a tumultuous saga for everyone involved in the race saga, prompted by…

October 31, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

COME ALONG AND SING THIS SONG …

Dave Carson | Evolution of a football fan has rapidly progressed with the business of modern day football,…

August 20, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

ONE MORE SIGNING WILL MAINTAIN EXPECTATION

Dave Carson | Pull on the replica blue jersey and pour the pints, after a summer deserted by…

August 16, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

SWANS OR SITTING DUCKS?

Tony Glover | I’m always interested in seeing new teams both in the Premier League and of course when they visit us at Stamford Bridge. There’s something endearing about them and their raised tail, doe-eyed bouncy enthusiasm. Sadly it rarely works out, the gulf between the Premier League…

September 25, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

Cruise Control